"You're not a wartime consigliere..."
"Things may get rough with the move we're trying."
"I want no acts of vengeance. This war stops now."
INDEX
Me: Michael Corleone
Garden: Corleone Family
Orange Cat: Barzini Family
Grey Cat: Tattaglia Family
Cat poo in the garden: Attempted Assassination of Vito Corleone
Spray bottle of cayenne pepper around perimeter of garden: Murder of Sollozo and McCluskey
Texas: Sicily
Cats returning to garden: Assassination of Santino Corleone
*TBA: The murder of the 5 heads of rival families
*HINT
I know what you're thinking fanbase, "They're just cats, leave them alone..."
I say to you
"...don't ever take sides with anyone
against the family garden again. Ever."
no! just sprinkle the cayenne pepper dry around the perimeter.
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-daca
I did, three hours later, two cats in the garden.
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