Wednesday, September 16, 2009


So my landlord's contractor ripped out my garden.  
Out of nowhere. 
 Pretty stupid, right?
Those weeds look like eggplant, weird?


Well these tomatoes are small, they're not growing.

Now to sit and relax and find out what the hell we just pulled out.

One last time.  
"Prince Machiavelli himself couldn't have orchestrated a more murderous coup!"

This happened Saturday and I'm still unbelievably furious.
(and unconsolable)(obviously)
Typing this out reminds how dumb and inconsiderate most people are.

This is why most people don't like people.
They are not anti-social.
They just loss hope in the chance that most people are 
well-adjusted, logical, considerate and generally good people.

There are so few.

I will keep you all posted on what my next steps are.  
And trust me, I'm on it.
But also making a movie. So gimme timme.

Please feel free to comment about how this makes you feel.
Let it out, you'll feel better.

All that aside I got a pretty kitty cat.
Don't tell me to blog about it.

Too soon.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Now I remember...

I went to school for film.

I'm trying to make one.

Plus the garden is the same as usual.

I'll let you know when eggplants are all the rave (in my garden)

All that aside if the 4 people that read this have any of the following, give them to me.

tennis ball bucket
gorilla hand (any crazy creature hand)
 school clock
devil sticks
big pylon

old people sun glasses

horn (animal)


rabbit fur (or any animal)

ginger wig

white long john's

golf visor

janitor coveralls


hockey jersey

Mecca clothes

gold chains

gangsta clothes

big basketball Jerseys

I promise some sort of reward.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

This isn't the first time a Kennedy has overshadowed a death in my garden...

Me: "I just planted that grassy knoll you're crouching on!!!"

(that joke would have been better if I didn't procrastinate)

(and if I was 60)

(and if it was funny)

Never-the-less zucchinis have moved on to a better place. 

(In the alleyway directly to the right of the garden)

You didn't think  vegetables went to heaven?

Me: "You know what hasn't died yet?"

You: "My interest in your blog?"

Me: "No.  I purposefully made it less funny to ween you off of it.  You haven't noticed?"

They're not bug infestations, they're... 
HS: "Speed Holes!"

How'd I get water on my gardening hat?

Oh, right...


(worste fomrated blog post eva, son!)

Monday, September 7, 2009

Please tell me you didn't eat those zucchinis I gave you...

The OLDEST LADY from the garden store came to my yard sale.  Then just went into my backyard (which was weird.)  Then she said my zucchinis have powdery mildew, a fungal disease.  From moisture, dryness, moisture, dryness, etc.
BAD summer.

Tomorrow I'm ripping them out.  I wanted room anyways for 

garden sex
garden sleep

All that aside...
(almost) a commercial tomato
Remember green pepper #3?  He's back from the dead.

Need to re-iterate.

I don't like eggplant. 
 I have a problem.

You better believe my camera knows where the focus should be...


Saturday, September 5, 2009

blogger's block...

Just kidding, I just realized words suck...
(i did have a yard sale though)

For those of you who think I'm making up this bumblebee problem to impress woman...

my psychiatrist says i should watch the bees to grow comfortable with them surrounding me while gardening...