You - "Two part question...."

You (cont'd) "What deodorant do you use after all that sweaty gardening?"

BLAM!

As endorsed by Bam Margera, Tom Green (i think) and method(and/or)redman.

So you know it's good.

Trust me, one of my new year's resolutions was to smell better. and be 6'1.

You - "Good to know.  Part two, how much to you like mustard?"

SO much.  I wear it.

...And check for anything embarrassing in the background and... we're good.

You - "Ok, are you going to garden ever again or what?"

Me - You just don't shutup.  I was just getting to that.

When...

Out of nowhere......

BLAM! (the bad kind)

I hate bumblebees.  They are my Kryptonite. In that, I find them mildly unpleasant.

(that's the colour of kryptonite right?)

I've also been playing a lot of System of a Down for my garden cause they need to be angry (angry vegetables are so, so tasty!!! ) and of course TALK MY EAR OFF ABOUT THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE.

Wanted: ramblings - willing to publish in alternate reality (filled with porn)

555-867-5309, ask for Internet

How am I dripping sweat typing this? GODDAMMIT.  You win this round HYPERHYDROSIS!

off to play some of the most hungover tennis ever.