Conversation with nice, old lady
from neighborhood garden store:
"Hi."
"Hello."
"I live across the road and I'm starting a garden."
"Were you the guy in the green suit yesterday...?"
"Possibly...."
"..."
"It's comfortable."
PAUSE
PAUSE
PAUSE
PAUSE
"What would you like to know?"
"My landlord told me it may be hard to grow vegetables because this area used to be industrial and may have lead or other harmful substances within it. What vegetation would prove most capable of creating a meaningful harvest."
"Oh, They redid all of this area, you'll be able to grow whatever you like."
(Then I hugged her.)
**************************ATTENTION****************************
Gender: Male
Age: ?
Specialty: Gardening
People always ask why his nickname is KP. It's because his name is Kyle Peters.
Mystery Solved.
It seemed normal at the time: The Kyle Peter's Story
Then KP remembered he planted chives (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chives) a long time ago. So we transplanted it in the pretty garden.
FIRST ONE.
"Why is the picture of the chives at the beginning?" (with emphasis) - You
"..." - Me
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