If this doesn't impress woman and/or come across as overtly homosexual...

ZUCCHINI BREAD!!!  

Now to sell this to the coffeeshop (for free).

Dave send me a picture of the one you made?

Did...

Not...

Think...

So....

tazaiki with dill and cukes from someone else's garden.

You and I - "Yeah, right." 

While doing my weekly google search

  "cheap asian mail order brides"

 "sad+nature" I came across the most depressing song ever.

Alone Again (naturally) - Gilbert O'Sullivan

Try it.  I dare you.

"You know how it is: 

you wait ages for a good sperm story

 and then they all come at once."

"Don't worry, I'm not being Swedenophobic 

in mocking the watery emissions of Nordic manhood."

"Keep your rosaries off my ovaries!!!"

I love Maclean's.