Saturday, August 29, 2009

If my salesman skills were half as good as my gardener skills...


I gave it two coffees and/or reading a Maclean's. Whatever came first.

No luck. 

 Is this was Queen West the veggies would sell like hotpants.  
But I don't have the time to put little razor-blades in each little cherry chomato so little hipsters in their little pants die a little death.

One lady starred at them for a long time.  Sorry lady staring won't pay the bills.

actually, that's not a bad idea...
(don't look away, please)


Then a bumblebee came by and I heroically swatted it away.
...and knocked my coffee over.

Oh well, back to selling them for free.

So much easier.

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