"Hey I was just in Pittsburgh and I brought some..."

Inspiration

What more do you guys need to grow? 

(...and don't tell me water, 

I am getting sick and tired of that answer.)

If you typed in "Inspiration + Business" you'd get this

 IStock picture.

I take pride in the generic look of my photography. 

 It's called re-usability.  

I'd cry to if my mom (or worse a stranger holding me) 

wore RED at the Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup Parade.

PS - Big changes coming to the garden shortly.

You: "Now say it like a fortune cookie."

PS - Something drastic  will befall you're* garden in the near future.

Cue: Suspenseful music

*: But I AM a garden.